- All the wallpaper is stripped - yep, all of it! I had forgotten what the mint green that was on every wall in this house looked like until now. (For one room, not so bad - the entire house? Atrocious!
- No one, but no one can make a better breakfast than Mr. Hinkelgruber - think the cruise line will give him a "back-stage pass" to the galley to allow him to prepare me breakfast every day? Not likely...
- A homemade Fig Newton is heavenly - even if it's more work than I care to discuss.
- And, Kindereggs aren't just a European phenomenon, anymore!
Well, after long thought (OK, 17 seconds) I've decided the Hinkelgruber family menu should be brought to the web. A couple of things for you to remember: no substitutions (Charlie's not a short-order cook, after all), and change is inevitable - Charlie may not feel like cooking kim chee on a Tuesday! Oh, and there is one request: if you're joining us for dinner, please either call or text the Scary Lady (you know the number - if you don't, you're really not invited).